I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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