Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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