HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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