He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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