I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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