Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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