he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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