sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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