What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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