He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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