Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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