I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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