Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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