I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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