jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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