is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just want to make out with him forever
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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