Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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