Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
