Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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