Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
