for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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