I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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