youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
So much rum. So many feels.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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