i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
