speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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