I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
look no pants
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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