Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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