1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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