How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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