we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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