so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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