Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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