New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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