Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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