Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
