i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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