all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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