I want to have your abortion
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
that is very illegal...i love you.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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