I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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