winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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