Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
