You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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