just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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