Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she told me i tasted like america
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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