i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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