come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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