i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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