You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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