we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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