1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
is that a dick in a sweater?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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