i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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