just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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